5 Second Johnny



1.someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore.

2.only being able to last five seconds.
did you hear about kyle?

yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with sam hes so embarr-ssed he hasnt come out since!

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