‘5 Seconds of Bummer’



the awkward moment where a girl allows you to enter her -n-l cavity with your pork sword only for you to prematurely -j-c-l-t- after 5 seconds.
a guy walks into work and approaches his colleague: “hey dave last night were a right old travesty, tina finally allowed me to go down brown town and i only lasted 5 seconds… total ‘5 seconds of b-mmer’ man!”

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