american undergraduate (“college”) degrees historically and typically take 4 years to complete. a person on the “5 year plan” is usually not a serious enough student, who will not have enough credits to graduate within 4 years, perhaps due to dropping cl-sses, changing majors often, or flunking courses (which gives no credits).
“my roommate my soph-m-re year partied 6 nights a week. he ended up only taking 2 courses one semester.”
“oh yeah? my ex-boyfriend never went to cl-ss except to take the exams — sometimes. he failed half his cl-sses when we were dating. he was on the 5 year plan too.”
when a college student goes to college without any hope of graduating. student will typically go on 5 year plan when they feel they will not need a college degree to succeed in life or when then drop out of college then decide to go back. even though they will not graduate, the student on the 5 year plan will still hold themself in high regard as they can make the claim that they have “some college” in their background opposed to only being a high school grad
look at greg, 22 years old and still only a soph-m-re. he must be on the 5 year plan… wish i was on it
see also: shart a fart with “a little extra on the side”. a wet fart of catastrophic proportions. we were at the bar and i thought it would be funny to crop dust. i pushed so hard i had a fartastrophe, the sh-t was literally running down my leg.
- jaime lynn spears
a pregnant wh-r-, younger sister of the infamous britney. having a baby at 16 with her 19 yr old boyfriend. star of nick’s zoey 101. cost her mother a book deal on mothering with a christian publisher. 1. ok! magazine featured an article about jaime lynn spears’ pregnancy. the song “papa don’t preach” came to […]
pr-nounced: jai·ree·nuh belongs to a rare breed of minions, with an insatiable love of bananas and pootatohhhs. a jairene puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”. known as a “bawse”, a jairene is typically a female, quick to anger and yell “i hate youuuu”! with a rare talent of making up silly words (usually with s-xual connotations) […]
- fart b*tt sandwich
the act of farting into one’s cupped hands, capturing it like a sandwich, then bringing it to another person’s face. mindy was complaining that she was hungry, so steve gave her a nasty fart b-tt sandwich to munch on.
- brain scan
1) a move in which a bald head is rubbed against a woman’s v-g-n-. 2) a move in which a head is inserted into a woman’s v-g-n-. i was going down on her and she seemed to like the stubble from my chin, so i decided it was time for a brain scan