person one: hey, what ever happened to your ex?
person two: oh, i got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
person one: what?
person two: exactly.
stands for so much for that. me: spose you love bob! -poke- artemis: ewwwwww, no! me: so much for that! stands for suck my fat t-ts thanks to cartman on south park xiao can go smft. swingin’ my front tail you: did you make it out last night? me: ya i was dancing at the […]
- lady mess
once a month in lady world a lady blood arrives. “no you can’t do the s-x with me because i’ve got my lady mess.”
- laptop gun
an extremely versatile weapon from the perfect dark series, this weapon, while being one of the higher speed -ssult weapons is also able to be throw against any surface where it then becomes a stationary gun turrent. -very useful for shooting round corners- after firing a round of ammo at the enemy i gave up […]
when someone who wouldn’t normally smoke has a cigarette just because they are with other people who are smoking person 1: hey, i didn’t know you smoke? person 2: i don’t, i’m just smocialising.
to be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by smoothies, i.e. people throwing apple-smoothies at you. derived from mortal kombat’s ‘fatality’ finishes. nici: hey, did you hear about davids teacher the other night? wolfi: no bro’, what happened? nici: he gone hit on the head by a smoothie, knocked him clean out! wolfi: […]