someone who appears to be a banging -ss ho from a far (about 50 yards). however when you come closer to them they appear much less like jessica simpson and much more like o.j. simpson.
guy a: o sh-t look at that banging -ss ho, i bet she gets it poppin.
guy b: nah man ive seen her a party and she beat. she a 50 yarder.
when a person of the opposite s-x looks incredibly hot from 50 yards away, but up close they are rather bland, plain or unattractive and make you want to die that you thought they were hot in the first place.
“dude, phoebe! i see this really hot guy! i’m going to get a closer look at him, text you what he looks like.”
“dude, he was a total 50 yarder.”
“that sucks, i hate those.”
when you wrap your ankles above your head and sh-t in a sock while yelling at your son about his sh-tty grades in school mr. dale performed a “bionic-pretzel” and then sh-t a brick when he saw the poor boys’ grades…thus leaving sh-t stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter…kenchen is asian
a code for what will happen if you so choose to indulge in statutory rape, aka s-x with someone under the age of consent. a breakdown of the code is 5= 5 minutes in bed 10= 10 hours/minutes in court (because it won’t take a judge or jury long to convict your -ss) 15= 15 […]
- bottom selfie
a selfie of your -ss. when kim kardashian posted a post baby bottom selfie, kelly brooks posted a belfie right away.
masturbating on an airplane. ken-will i get arrested for airbating? sam- no, airbating isnt illegal, its just frowned upon masturbating on an airplane. kenan- “will i get arrested for airbating?” sam-“nope, airbating isnt illegal it’s just frowned upon”
a revolutionary new idea or concept, having mostly a positive effect to society. the -ssembly line was the brainchild of henry ford, ushering in m-ss production of automobiles and significantly reducing their price for a while. another term for “thought” or “idea”. commonly used amongst unpublished writers (such as writers of fanfiction). person 1: hey, […]