50 yarder
someone who appears to be a banging -ss ho from a far (about 50 yards). however when you come closer to them they appear much less like jessica simpson and much more like o.j. simpson.
guy a: o sh-t look at that banging -ss ho, i bet she gets it poppin.
guy b: nah man ive seen her a party and she beat. she a 50 yarder.
when a person of the opposite s-x looks incredibly hot from 50 yards away, but up close they are rather bland, plain or unattractive and make you want to die that you thought they were hot in the first place.
“dude, phoebe! i see this really hot guy! i’m going to get a closer look at him, text you what he looks like.”
-later-
“dude, he was a total 50 yarder.”
“that sucks, i hate those.”
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