5069



the placement of two police automobiles in opposite directions such that the front driver’s side windows of each automobie is adjacent to the other, thus facilitating conversation between the drivers.

from 50, slang for police + 69 the s-xual position allowing mutual oral s-x, in which two bodies lay in opposite directions.
p-ssenger: “slow down, man, there are cops up ahead.”
driver: “relax, they’re not setting up a speed trap. they’re just talking. see? they’re in a 5069.”
a speed trap where 2 police cars are side-by-side, each pointing in the opposite direction.
“watch out for the 5-0-69 just past atlanta on i-75. they gave my friend a ticket this morning.”

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