53ed



a s-xual move. with both bodies perpendicular to each other, the top’s only point of contact is the groin/b-tt of the other person, and you raise your feet/head so your body’s at an obtuse angle. the top person then starts to rock to make a grinding effect. not as effective as 69.
johnny: “pete wants me to be able to 69 with him, but i’m not into oral”
mike: “there are other numbers you know”
johnny: “yeah, well if i say we 53ed, we’d sound pathetic”

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