56k Warning



a “56k warning” is a nice way of telling someone they might stand a chance of a black hole opening up inside of their home if they use dialup and try to access a site bogged down with images or videos.

basically if you’re in that 16% of people who use dialup, you need to watch out for these.
dsl / cable: hahaha! these videos have such a high comedic value. i’m going to post them.

dialup: hey! videos with comedic values?! i want to see! -clicks-

dialup: oh noes! i ignored the 56k warning clearly posted!

-black hole opens up and sucks out the persons living room-

dsl / cable: lol?
an internetism that would warn users that what ever they were going to open would slow down their connection, such as a ton of pictures. however, since only 10% of americans use dial up anymore, the term is of a general use to prenote that there is going to be a lot of content.
thread t-tle: “jessica alba vs. jessica biel (56k warning!)”

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