5soser


a person who has a sudden love for the band 5 seconds of summer after hearing their “first” song she looks so perfect.

pr-nounced 5-es-oh-es.
girl1: omfg i just listened to 5 es oh es new song she looks so perfect! im their #1 fan 5soser for life!

me: shut up.
it is those group of people or a person itself as a new fan of the 5 seconds of summer. they pr-nounce 5sos as ‘5 es-oh-es’ usually consider itself a fan after the 5 seconds of summer released their single she looks so perfect.
5soser: “omg the lead singer is so hot!!11! i am a 5soser now1!11!”

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