us military term to describe one’s head. it is a mocking of the four points of contact during a parachute landing fall taught to soldiers in airborne school at fort benning georgia. it is used in many ways, though mostly used in negative ways. if you do not properly execute a parachute landing fall or plf, one will often hit their head, which is how the term developed.
it is often heard from the airbone school instructors, or ‘black hats’ whenever a student hits their head as in ‘nice use of that 5th point of contact’, or ‘only use the four points of contact, do not use the fifth!’ it can also be used in a military slang term ‘you better pull your 5th point of contact out of your 3rd point of contact!’ which means, pull one’s head (5th point of contact) out of their own -ss (which in a plf is the 3rd point of contact) or in a more verbose sense, you better unf-ck yourself.
u.s. military slang for -sshole.
private, remove your head from your 5th point of contact!
lazypanda – someone who can not be bothered to part take in s-xual activity, coined due to panda’s lack of s-xual activity being a prime reason for their near extinction. emma – “he can get it up, he just doesn’t use it” karl – “that is cos he is a lazypanda” karl – “its been […]
to have a long ball sack but sadly a tiny pp hence: long b-llsack tiny pp hector:”hey fernando did you see that we pantsed austin and he had a lbtp to have a long ball sack but sadly a tiny pp hence: long b-llsack tiny pp hector:”hey fernando did you see that we pantsed austin […]
life can only be lived once derived from the term yolo, lcoblo is used by people with high cl-ss and morality. possibly even people who don’t believe in being -clap- #reborn. originally used by a great mind in tenth grade english cl-ss, infectiously spreading all over the world. if reality is too bitter, escape in […]
- frozen p**p shank
the single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. the mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. the threat of a frozen p–p shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his […]
past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had c-m thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh. this person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective jack: do much last night? dave: well, when walking through the park i […]