on the 69 scale, the act of a handjob
i gave rob a 62 behind the gym.
average size of male p-n-s found by scientists.
our study is complete, the male genital is 6.2 inches.
internet-speak. “ok” with the numlock on.
a) what do you think?
what you call when you can see a girl’s thong coming out the top of her jeans because they are riding low. fat ones mean a lot of thong was exposed.
you catch that 62 on ashley just now?
yeah that was a fat one
that kids 62 he cant even walk! done with agravating drunk wasted
- she sh*ts too
no matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an att-tude, buddy, she sh-ts too. barry came back dejected after asking hot kate out. don’t worry guy “she sh-ts too.”
- stanky w*nky
when you f-ck a woman that smells like fish, and ya, that’s kinda gross… -dante d. last night i got stanky w-nky’d
strange guy… sometimes regarded as creepy or annoying he will always have an obsession with something/someone. “hey what on earth is that thing in the bushes?!” “oh it’s a yajur”
when you are riding home from school in a car and your parent asks you every possible question about your day. parent: so, did you have fun at school today? you: -sighs- no, it’s school, of course i didn’t have fun. parent: why? what did you do that wasn’t fun? you: well, i had a […]
when you laugh, burp, sneeze, and fart all at once in a swift motion stop making me laugh! i’m gonna hicklesnart!