three ppl spooning while using d-ld-s/d-cks
during a three-some
a sad and unpopular kid who yaps about trying to be cool and only talks about s-x. ‘mike: is he actually talking about having s-x, uh really what an niphan’ jude: ikr he makes me cringe so much
a tall, bearded male with welsh and maltese heritage. never lacking self confidence maelien’s are in their element around females. their charm is renowned and key to their character. maelien’s are often referred to as, ‘the sirens of the forest’as multiple women have been lured into their dwellings in west wales. seeing them work in […]
this is the creator of the dating app tinder. when you want to refer to the person who made this horrific app, call him attinder !!! and you can blame attinder for all your failed relationships and dates. not that attinder has either. dammit, no one swipes right on me, attinder!!
- lunar landing
the act of having s-x doggy style, then pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on her cottage cheese cellulite. aka moon crater creampie. i gave kim kardashian an lunar landing! the act of having s-x doggy style, then pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on her cottage cheese cellulite. aka moon crater creampie. i gave kim kardashian an lunar […]
- bug splat
a humorous term of art used by military drone operators to describe the remains of a human obliterated by a h-llfire missile the military slang for a man killed by a drone strike is “bug splat,” since viewing the body through a grainy-green video image gives the sense of an insect being crushed.