80 foot hottie


a girl who looks really hot from 80 feet away but apon closer inspection you find out she has a face that would make the devil cry.
guy1: wow, check out her walking down the street!!!
guy2: over there?
driving closer…..
guy1: oh, (groan of disapointment) never mind, she’s an 80 foot hottie.

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