8th grade dream



the only goal of any 8th grader in the world, to fit in and get laid. most likely achieved by pressuring undeveloped girlfriends or being pressured by the big t-tted sl-ts of the school. a girl’s 8th grade dream does not involve getting laid as often, however, girls will attempt to stretch their c-nt around age 9.
f-g: hey larry just got laid!

mexican f-g: he’s definitely living the 8th grade dream

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