9-hour-loko


a drink combing 4-loko and 5-hour energy. (5+4=9). heart failure is almost guaranteed following consumption two servings.
#1: what happened to alex last night?
#2: well after he and that girl each drank a 9-hour-loko, they proceeded to get naked and skinny dip in the lake.
#1: it’s january…
#2: exactly.

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