A and P Catholic


catholics (or any form of christianity, basically) who only goes to church on days when they give out free stuff; namely ash wednesday and palm sunday.
bob: do you ever go to church?
steve: only on ash wednesday and palm sunday, when they give out free stuff.
bob: dude, you are such an a and p catholic!

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