a Baker’s Shit ton


when there is way more than a baker’s dozen, a sh-t ton, “a baker’s sh-t ton”.
dude a: “yo, we need a sh-t ton of donuts for this morning’s wake and bake!”
dude b: “like a baker’s dozen?”
dude a: “yes, only more like a baker’s sh-t ton!”
dude b: “i get it brah, b-tches gonna smile like donuts.”

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