a barrel full of smashed assholes
n. theoretically, an awful thing. quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of -ssholes that have been previously smashed.
oh no, holy sh-t! that girl who just came in the bar – she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed -ssholes!
1. used to denote a foul visual appearance; ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word ‘unwiped’. 3.a large quant-ty of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or c-ckiness. 4. may indicate anger or c-ckiness for an individual where appropriate.
“gene’s dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed -ssholes.”
“when sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed -ssholes.”
“murphy’s pub had a barrel full of smashed -ssholes.”
“i’ve had enough of your att-tude, smitty. you’re as fun as a barrel full of smashed -ssholes.”
a general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.
i feel like a barrel of smashed -ssholes
this is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. the gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of kings, queens, and other n-bility and aristocracy. a derogatory reference to the n-bility and its wealth, each coin representing the “-sshole” who had his picture “smashed” onto the surface.
“now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there’s a barrel full of smashed -ssholes on board yon vessel and we’ll be taken all of it ‘for nights end, wh-r-s and rum for months to come me boys.”
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