A Bette Midler


“the bette midler” – when you and your significant other are in the heat of the moment and he decides to go down on you and you queef in his face…more than once.
girl 1: “hey girl!”
girl 2: “hey, whats up?”
girl 1: “so, i gave stanley a bette midler last night, he loved it!”

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