A Bit Britney


when you feel fat, bloated, pimply, ugly and just generally unattractive. a feeling that can sometimes be brought on by eating junk food, especially if other people are watching. also that grotty feeling at the end of a night out when your makeup is all smudged and your hair looks like cr-p.
“i’m feeling a bit britney”
“i don’t feel like going out tonight, it’s all gone a bit britney”
“i think i should go home now, before the lights come on and people can see me properly, i’m looking a bit britney.”

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