A Boris


imagine you want to live in dave’s house. to get it, you walk in and openly do a m-ssive sh-t in his front room. dave moves out. thing is, your sh-t smells so bad you decide you don’t want it after all. leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

this is known as doing ‘a boris’.
‘did your mate end up with that bird?’
‘nah, he totally boris’d it. pr-ck.’

‘are you going to take that job?’
‘maybe’
‘just don’t do a boris, yeah?’
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