A Brett Barnes


like the harvey wallbanger or tom collins, it’s a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. it’s simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. happy hour).
“can i help you?”

“yeah, get me a brett barnes.”
like the harvey walbanger or tom collins, it’s a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. it’s simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. happy hour).
“can i help you?”

“yeah, get me a brett barnes.”

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