A Clumlotte
an accidental mishap usually involving water or gl-ss with a lot of force in a 2 second period. usually used for good looking clumsy people that you can never get mad at no matter how bad the damage is.
-arnold turned on the water tap too strong therefore water spashed on his shirt- mike says “oh you pulled a clumlotte”
-petunia swung her arms in laughter causing the gl-ss of water on the table to fall and break- bertha says “oh no you pulled a clumlotte”
-tina laughed so hard because the blanket was wet causing the water she was drinking to splash onto calvin- calvin laughs “oh my god you are such a clumlotte”
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