A Corner Creeper


a person (usually a middle-aged man with a dirty-sanchez like moustache), who uses public and crowded settings to molest and feel up those around him, under the pretext of “accidentally” b-mping into them. perfect settings for this include parades, dark corners, crowded lunchrooms, and sports stadiums, and tightly packed elevators.
tina: “oh my g-d, jill, i was walking in a crowd to lunch today, when a corner creeper touched my -ss.”

nate: “esthela, thank you for being felt up by a corner creeper at work. it gave me inspiration to write this definition.”

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