A Crunch


a crunch is a serious bowel movement. a bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. one’s day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as crunch time.
nick: oh g-d…

justin: what?

nick: i feel it coming…

justin: what?

nick: omg! where’s your bathroom?!

justin: over there…why?

nick: it’s coming!

justin: what’s coming?!

nick: a crunch!

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