A Cuban Missile Crisis


when an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his p-n-s is m-ssive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged cl-toris. the cohorts usually end up feeling s-xually threatened.
person 1: “hey, did you hear that jim’s d-ck is 8 and a half inches long?”
person 2: “no, that’s just a cuban missile crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me.”

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