a david kessler



when you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.
“i’m committing suicide today”
“well don’t do a david kessler on me”
when you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.
“i’m committing suicide today”
“well don’t do a david kessler on me”

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