a: drive
where old people, r-t-rds, and anyone from a third world country tries to make a credit card transaction online, and comes to reality that’s not what it’s for.
“well, i put my credit card into the slot here, but i couldn’t by that new sequin dress because im a f-cktard.”
~1. the drive where you usually put floppy 3.5’s in.
~2. the place where computer guys get their w-ng stuck in.
~3. the last place you want to put your w-ng in.
“uh.. at&t?” “yes.” “how do i remove a p-n-s from the floppy drive?”, “sir, we don’t service hardware”
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