when the people at urban dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website.
guy: omg urban dictionary emailed me!
email: a few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. don’t take it personally!
- watermelon nuts
a metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time. is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue b*lls. example: “tom has been chasing that marsha for a while now. that *ss has his nuts grown like watermelons!” “dude had the watermelon nuts after that stacey put their relationship on hold.”
- eyy bahd
white-trash canadian slang, used to satisfy the ending of a sentence for no apparent reason whatsoever. the above expression can also be used to get somebody’s attention, express concern or anger, and order a large double-double at tim hortons. “we got’em good, eyy bahd” “oh yah bahd”
- now heres the thing
a phrase often used when trying to explain why something is, isn’t, needs to be, or just in general. this phrase often talks about an invisible or nonexistent object or “thing.” will often cause anger or laughter. guy 2: hey why do these things run away when i get close. guy 1: now here’s the […]
a state of emotional pain and embarr*ssment many magnitudes above roasted. a true crisping is a rare sight indeed, and the recipient of the crisp will no doubt crumble beneath its weight and immediately abandon whatever medium was used to deliver the crisp. “steve got crispt the other day…” “are you coming to his funeral?”