a fiddle


it’s a fiddle, brit slang for fraud, a con.
b-m hocks a fiddle. a week later rich dude offers p-wnbroker $2k for it. p-wnbroker asks dude to return after b-m comes to redeem the fiddle. b-m returns, p-wnbroker offers $500, b-m gets him up to $1k & splits. dude never returns, p-wnbroker has worthless fiddle, b-m & dude party. old english con job.

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