a gaggle of porch dicks


when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch d-ck, but has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a d-ck.
if it was just him saying all that sh-t i would have done something. but you can’t expect me to fight a gaggle of porch d-cks by myself.

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