A Gentleman Doesn’t Kiss And Tell


a play on the idiom “kiss and tell”: “kiss and tell” implies a betrayal of confidence, typically (but not necessarily) when referring to an encounter of a s-xual nature. while the phrase “a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell” was originally intended to end a conversation by making it clear that details will not be shared, it can also be used to infer that a s-xual encounter actually occurred.

1) he honestly ‘kissed’ the girl, then later implied that he did by saying “a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell”… making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.

2) he didn’t ‘kiss’ the girl, then later implied the he did… making him both dishonest and insecure.

3) he did/didn’t ‘kiss’ the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.
1)
tom: so, did you f-ck her last night?

max: a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell -wink-

2)
tom: so, did you f-ck her last night?

virgin max: a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell…

3)

tom: so, did you f-ck her last night?

max: don’t ask me about it tom. a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell.
an expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.
jimmy: “hey man did you f-ck her last night?”
carl: “a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell”
jimmy: “p-ssy”
an expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.
jimmy: “hey man did you f-ck her last night?”
carl: “a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell”
jimmy: “p-ssy”

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