a Gloria


a name for a specific breed of girl, consisting of fat lips, big hips and a huge -ss. walks like gloria out of madagascar and has a specific liking for teacakes the size of your face. isn’t too keen on hygiene and the size of her trousers.
‘hey don’t eat that or you’ll become a gloria’
‘argg do you smell that’ ‘yeah gloria must be around’
‘her lips make me want to say hey papi’
‘hey is it just me or is that girls hips actually talking” ‘yeah must be a gloria’

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