A Hostage Situation


when a couple is on a date and you can tell it’s a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. it makes for a really uncomfortable situation.
i went out with ron because i didn’t know he was considering it a date. all night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
honesty: “i can’t go out with you because it’ll look like a hostage situation.”

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