a jesus


a guy with long hair
drill sergeant: “look, boys, we got a jesus here! get his -ss in that barber chair!”
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something really amazing that someone did.
boy: “i got 98% on that test about the economic revolution in southern russia during the time of stalin’s rule, even though it was supposedly really hard and everyone was freaking out about it, especially that one girl with the really ugly hair. christ, she’s crazy.”

boy 2: “oh sh-t man! that’s a jesus right there!”

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