a joey
“joey” means ‘cripple’ and derives from the famous children’s program, blue peter.
blue peter presentersinvited spina-bifida sufferer, joey deacon, onto the show so he could talk about life with this debilitating condition.
“can i play football with you?”
“get away from me you joey”
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an unfortunate and unnecessary accident, often caused by careless actions from an individual with poor judgment.
the car ajoeyed off the road because the driver sped up in a futile attempt to p-ss the 18 wheeler.
a person that will do anything for someone
‘oh he picked up my pencil, carried my books and gave me a glue stick’ ‘what a joey’
a joey is usually the name one stoned person gives to another stoned person as they start to do everything they tell em to, everything!
stoner a: go chippy and get me a pie
stoner b: ok
stoner a: haha, joey
if you do “a joey” it means to get out your p-n-s out regularly, attempting to entertain other people. most commonly done on webcam.
f-cking h-ll kemp did a joey last night!
a guy who you meet and instantly forget as he didn’t make much of an impression and is therefore rather forgettable
mate you’ve met him loads of times! really? i don’t remember he must of been a bit of a joey.
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