A left on the dick


an ambiguous statement that can be used for multiple situations to describe its awesomeness and or f-ckery. can be used both as a negative or a positive depending on context and inflection.
this food is amazing! you took a left on the d-ck with this one!

i was so drunk last night, i ended up taking a left on the d-ck, and threw up all over myself.

we spent the whole day just relaxing on the beach. it was super chill, the day just took a left on the d-ck.

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