a long island
a girl who is hot but not pretty. like a long island iced tea this is someone you pound in a club, but never have at dinner with the parents.
chad: yoooo, i hooked up with this chick meghan last night at the club.
brad: lemme see her insta, bro.
chad: nah, just look at my phone.
brad: nice body, but her face is beat
chad: i swear she looks better in person
brad: i’d pound her in the club, but wouldn’t be caught dead with her at dinner with the parents. b-tch is a long island.
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