A Luke I am Your Father


this is a vertical integrated s-x act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the v-g-n-. the result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the l-b– expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
my new gf is really into kinky stuff so i gave her a luke i am your father.

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