a man without a beard
a male without any facial hair that is a beard
gary wasnt a man without a beard because, for the very simple reason that he grew a beard when he was thirteen in order to plough into girls of his peer group however when he got to the age of 37 without having done any ploughing he realised he was a loser and he would have to use his hand instead
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