A man’s gotta eat


an expression offered by a friend when he knows that he has spent the night with a girl of below average looks/intelligence or above average weight.
it is often due to the fact that they are in the middle of a dry spell and merely need something to tide them over until something more appetising comes along.
chris-“please tell me you didn’t get your nuts in with that fatty from the club last night”
bowler-“well, yes i did, i’m going through bit of a dry spell at the moment you see, and after all, a man’s gotta eat”

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