a maryland
1. a teacher that is constantly following you around and asking you to join a club. usually teaches band.
2. an idiot. an absolute idiot.
selvester stallone: “why won’t that lady leave me alone? i already told her i didn’t want to join!”
ryan seacrest: “because she’s a maryland.
Read Also:
- homofuck
one who is h-m-s-xual and a f-cker 🙂 “ew, what a h-m-f-ck.”
- dirty potato
the origin of the word is found in the culinary world where one mashes a potato while keeping the skin crushed along with the potato, thus making the potato seem to be “dirty.” however, when eating these potatoes along side a girl who is strikingly beautiful but suspiciously anxious to hop in bed, one can […]
- Dirty Ruth
any female cadet at a service academy. in particular, the united states coast guard academy. stems from the tall tale of dirty ruth putnam from the play “the crucible”. jake got trashed and hooked up with dirty ruth this weekend. do not breathe within close proximity of dirty ruth for you will contract the hiv.
- Turkey Timer has popped
to be past one’s prime; no longer desirable or relevant, and be oblivious to the fact. related expressions include “his ship has sailed”, “old news”, “yesterday’s potatoes”. “did you hear chevy chase is getting a new show this fall?” “no way, man… talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped.”
- honey baked
derived from, “going hams” used to describe doing dumb sh-t this sh-t is honey baked; i could be doin so much right now 1 more definition add your own 2 used to define the sketchiness of police they said they pulled me over because my rear left light was out, which smells pretty honeybaked to […]