A Matt Turner


a matt turner is a wild creature, most commonly found in the plaugelands in world of warcraft, they are known for their kind nature, and mental age proportionate to a 5 year old imp. they are regualary found to be infatuated with gorgon serpents, and can easily sniff out their scent. however, it’s important to note that they are not completely harmless, as they can unleash their special move called a ‘turner’, this steals items from user’s inventorys, which can be highly annoying.
c’mon guys! let’s go catch a matt turner

aright, just let me get my gorgon serpent.

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