a monkey fucking a football
the first time i ever heard this saying was on a construction site where i continued to hear it quite regularly. basically it means f-cking something up. trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
when my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey f-cking a football.
1. someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. someone one with no logic or common sense.
shannon your like a monkey f-cking a football.
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