a Mrs. Marks
an old women stalker in a horror movie, the kind that creeps up from behind you, “h-llllllllo, child.” her hand is as cold as ice, and she is old and wears her spectacles on a string. her laugh is a turkey vulture, and her smile is devilish and menacing.
beware…
natalie: our new subst-tute teacher is creeping me out!
emily: how so?
natalie: well, she came up to give me my graded test, and her hand was really cold and her voice was raspy!
emily: oh yah, now i see, she’s such a mrs. marks.
natalie: totally!
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