a murf


when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral s-x on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.
‘some lad pulled a murf last night, it was sh-t’

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    1. nickname for the fast-food chain a&w 2. the necessary biological reaction to the ingestion of food from a&w “i had lunch at -n-l doublespew today…uh-oh!”

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    the amount of -n-l s-x some-one has per week. measured in c-cks per hour. unit: cph omg dunstan has an -n-l intake of 10cph

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    the act of sliding a grenade into ones or your -n-l cavity in an upwards motion and expelling it out with great force. the word is also commonly written as the acronym apg. we need to get rid of those guards, prepare you -n-lly propelled grenade.

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    the optic organs deep within the -n-l cavity, which allow you to perform your own personal colonoscopy. he used his -n-lyze instead of a shaving mirror to see for himself what a flaming fart looks like. 1 more definition add your own this word most people think means to take an -n-lysist of but that […]

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    an extremely tiny p-n-s ; a disease that only effects your tiny p-n-s you are now diagnosed with the ancient chinese curse


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