A Near Miss Frog Kiss


a “near miss frog kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. it’s based on the old saying, “you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince charming!”
“wow, melanie, you just had a near miss frog kiss. i know gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

this phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
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a “near miss frog kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. it’s based on the old saying, “you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince charming!”
“wow girl! you just had a near miss frog kiss. i know he might seem nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

this phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)

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