A New York mugging
this is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there v-g-n-s then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn’t work.
i was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. they kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was “a new york mugging”. it was experience i dont like to discuss.
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this is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there v-g-n-s then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn’t work.
i was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. they kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was “a new york mugging”. it was experience i dont like to discuss.
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