A Number 3


when you poo poo and pee at the same
aka every timea person poo-poos
“yes you’re excused to the bathroom johnny”-teacher
“thanks”-johnny
..5 minutes later
cl-ssmates-“ewww johnny did you number one or two,”
“a number 3….
b-tches.”
-johnny

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