A Parker


to bail on a scheduled event to “chill” with your gf/bf. usually ending in intercourse in “undignified” places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.
parker: hey maggie just called she’s about an hour away and wants me to go have mcdonald’s with her
jason: you coming back?
parker: maybe
dave: lets get high
deniz: parkers pulling “a parker”
marc: take your keys!

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